Total Medals Earned: 8 (From 1 different games.) Total Medal Score: 335 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Finish episode 1.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Collect every story token.
Medals Earned: 8/11 (335/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
...
I hope you chose the money.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
And you should be damn proud.